First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”
Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”
First soldier : “Why not?”
Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
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General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: “So how are your men?”
“Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.“
“I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.” “Well, my men are very brave, too.”
“I’d like to see that.”
