Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye
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Showing posts with label political jokes. Show all posts
political joke
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
Mr .Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out, “Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar”.
His ministers tried to calm him by saying, “How dare a man address such a letter to you?”
Mr. Laloo replied sadly, “This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?”
Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
mayawati joke
Mayavati expels her maid from work.
Maid throws some coins towards Mayavati's family dog.
Mayavati the reason
Maid: I never forget a friend. This was because of helping me clean the dishes all the time.
