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Tohara Dost..

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

cartoon

Hum dua karte hai khudase ke
Wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek hi cartoon jaisi chiz hai hamare paas
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye…

wah wah

when you breathe, you respire!
WAH WAH
when you breathe, you respire!
wah wah
when you dont breathe,you expire!
wah wah kya baat hai.

pyar

Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar…

lamha lamha

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

dosti

Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.

style

Aap ke haath main mobile hai
Chrere pe smile hai
SMS ke acchi khasi file hai
Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte
yaar, yeh kaisa style hai…!

wahda

Ek Dost Ka Dost Se Wada Hai
Marte Dam Tak Nibhayenge,
Maut Aye To Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge,
Tum Ko Na Bhul Payenge,
Tumhe Bhi Sath Le Jayenge..

lal lal

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal

nasha badta ha

Daruse Nasha Badhta Hai,
Nashese Junun,
Jununse Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Paisa,
Paise Se Izzat
Isliye Izzat Paneke Liye
Daru Pina Bahut Zaroori Hai! CHEERS!!!

falto shayari

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Sing,
To Bakra Bhi Marega Bakri Ko Sing,
Wah Wah…
 
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