ajaab gaaajab joke

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

Ek train bohot time baad chali.

Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.

Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

Sikh kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Man: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

A newly married girl got first class in B.Ed.

Her excited husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed.

2 men sitting in a kabristan were talking.
One said: Yeh murde bare aram se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Musafir ne poocha dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.