mr santa singh

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - Against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - A district in Rome.
Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - Neck of a crow.
coma - Punctuation mark.
Cortisone - Area around local court.
cyst - Short for sister.

Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose.
Dilate - The late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - In this place.
Duodenum - Couple in blue jeans.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fake labour - Pretending to work.

Genes - Blue denim.

Hernia - She is close by.

Impotent - Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain - Hurt at work.
Lactose - People without toes.
Lymph - Walk unsteadily.

Microbes - Small dressing gown.

Obesity - City of Obe.

Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - In favor of teens
Pulse - Grain.
Pus - Small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - Hiding anything.

Tablet - Small table.

Ultrasound - Radical noise