Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.
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