short 100 to 200 words sms

Who was the 1st Indi

an
woman 2 fly abroad?

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Sitaji with Raavan.







Man goes 2 medical shop
Man-I need poison
Shopkeeper-I cant sell u
(MAn shows
his wife's Photo)
Shopkeeper- Oh! Sorry!
didnt know
u had a prescription!




For a Pepsi-
Shahrukh Khan,
4 a Fanta-
Rani Mukherjee,
4 a Coke- Aamir Khan,
4 a Thumps up-
Salman Khan,
Chinta mat kar Yaar
Kanche Waali bottle teri




The boy fell in love with
a girl at
second sight
because in first sight
he didnt know that
she was very rich




God made man and
then rested
God made woman and
then no one rested




Aim for the stars
but first aim for their
bodyguards




What is the
thinnest book in the
world?
What Men know
about Women




How Dogs and Women
are alike
Neither believe that
silence is golden
Neither can balance
a checkbook
Both put too much value
on kissing




What is the difference
betwwen a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a
positive side!




Hello I am a virus and
I am entering your brain
right now.....
sorry,
I will leave,
I cant find a brain!




One out of
four people is a Chinese
if your father,
your mother and
your brother are not
Chinese it must be you




This cat,is cat,a cat
good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the
word cat!




Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain
a sexy mouth
nice smile....but that is
enough about me,
tell me how you are ?




Someday u may lose
ur hair
u may lose ur teeth
ur money & even lose
ur mind
but 1 thing u will
never loose is
ur good looks
coz u can't lose wat
u dont have !




If you delete this scrap
thats bcoz
u love me
if u save it thats bcoz
u desire me &
if u ignore it thats becoz
u miss me
so what u gonna do
with it?




Why do u think
I scrap u?
Is it because I care?
Or I miss u?
Or I love u ?
Or I need you?
No! its becoz
I need a person for just
TIME PASS




Niche jaao aur jito
PAISE HI PAISE
..........
or niche
..........
or niche
..........
YAKIN nahin aata
"TUM" paiso k liye
itna niche gir sakte ho




Great people talk
abt ideas,
average people talk
abt things
small people talk
abt other people
and the LEGENDS
never talk they just
send scraps like this!!!