Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”
In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…
Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
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